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The guy who never buys a round of drinks

You know a guy like this? I know a couple of guys like this! The question is what should we do about guys who never buy a round of drinks? I don't have to paint the scene but I'm going to anyway - you've finished a round of golf, had a shower and being the generous...

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How much weight is your chick allowed to put on?

I recently bumped into a chick I used to work with, and the first thing that struck me was that she was probably 20kg heavier since I last saw her. She is an attractive lass, don't get me wrong, but the 10 x 2 litre coke bottles of "extra" she was now packing was...

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The Wing Man Code!

You've got a buddy who is interested in picking up a chick, Friday night is on for the jol and while you are accounted for, he has asked you to strap on your fighter pilot helmet and be his "wing man" for the evening. The place is going to be teaming with dangerously...

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34 annoying habits that can get you dumped!

Every bloke knows how the relationship shuffle works. It's usually a 4-step process, right? There is the initial hook-up, which moves into the casual get-together phase, which quickly transitions into a full blown relationship, and it either lasts or it doesn't (if it...

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Fewer guys are getting laid thanks to MasterChef

Chefs are undoubtedly the new rock stars of the 21st century! And, to support my claim, just consider how much "Cooking TV" is on our flat screens nowadays. I mean, if it's not MasterChef Australia for 3 gruelling months, in a row, then it's MasterChef SA or even...

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When Should The Chick Pick Up The Bill?

When is it OK for the chick, you are dating, to pick up the bill? Should we always be reaching for our wallet after a slap up dinner or night on the town? At what point, in the relationship, does a guy feel comfortable enough to let the chick pick up the bill? Or, at...

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Where have all the chivalrous men gone?

The other day I was waiting patiently for an elevator, in a busy shopping mall, and behind me were a couple of twenty something year old guys, furiously fidgeting on their mobile phones, paying little attention to much else except the speed of their thumb messaging...

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Been dumped and want your ex back?

We’ve all been dumped at some stage in our lives and it sucks! When the woman in your life fires off the final bullet to kill the relationship, it cuts deep, and often, bottle in hand, we find ourselves analyzing why things didn’t work out, what we did wrong and how...

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How to recover from a monster hangover!

The older I get the tougher it is to bounce back from a big night out! I remember back in my bulletproof twenties, I could party the entire night, get home, have a shower, and still make it through a day’s work. Do you remember those days? Now it takes me 3 days to...

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What Blokes Can Do With A Stupid Selfie Stick

If you are a guy and you own a selfie stick, then don’t read this article! How self-obsessed do you need to be to buy a metre long apparatus that allows you to take even more ridiculous photos of yourself?  Selfie sticks are stupid, and if your missus happens to own...

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32 Ways To Leave Your Lover

Actually, the mid-seventies smash hit by Paul Simon, spoke about 50 ways to leave your lover. Need to get out of a bad relationship in a rush? Here are 32 outrageous excuses to get you out the back door...and straight on the next bus, Gus. 1. AB De Villiers has...

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How To Leave Your Job Without Burning Bridges

Perhaps 2015 is the year you’ve decided to switch jobs? You need a fresh start, a better pay-cheque or a new challenge to sink your teeth into. The question is - How do you leave your current job, without looking like a douchebag and burning bridges? Before clearing...

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The biggest scam on earth!

While thumbing through my mobile Facebook feed, a few weeks ago, I stumbled across an interesting article headline. I didn’t even need to click the link to get the gist. The premise was simple - the biggest scam in human history is unfolding before our eyes, but we...

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The Best Marriage Advice I’ve Ever Received

A good friend of mine is getting married on the weekend. Jack, I wish you all the best man. But, before that ring slides onto your finger be sure to read this blog post. I've been married for almost 8 years, so I have a little mileage under the belt. So what is the...

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