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I’ve been out of the dating game for far too long to know if pick up lines even work anymore? Did they ever work? It’s a good question. I guess if the timing is right, the chick is drunk enough, and you can take a slap across the face in a crowded bar, then it might be worth a shot. I have, however, found some classic pick up lines that are so bad, they might actually work. You got anything to trump this lot, leave a comment.

In no particular order:-

  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would choose to win the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
  • My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ‘ten’ I see!
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

SLEB

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